They Said It – March 29

“It worked for Bo Derek. She was a 10.”
—Commerce Chair Thomas Carmody, on legislation to deregulate hair braiding

"If someone hasn't talked to you about this bill, I'd be very surprised.”
—Speaker Taylor Barras, before he presented the land-based casino bill to lawmakers on the House floor 

“It had a happy ending.”
—Gov. John Bel Edwards, commenting on LONG SHOT, which recounts the 2015 race for governor

“He and the president, they could never have a physical fight. It would take Vice President Biden — with no disrespect, he has a mockingbird mouth — it’d take him four or five hours to discuss the rules. They’d both fall asleep. They could never have a fight.”
— U.S. Sen. John Kennedy, in response to President Donald Trump’s tweet claiming he could beat former Vice President Joe Biden in a fight, on Fox Business

“Facebook’s a wonderful company. But it’s no longer a company. It’s a country… Some of their actions recently, they’re kind of getting into the foothills of creepy here.”
—Kennedy, on Facebook and its ties to Cambridge Analytica’s alleged exploitation of user data

“Rep. Magee bested by 6 year old Gretna girl.”
—Rep. Joe Marino, tweeting a fake news headline after his daughter joined him at the witness table and she fielded a question from Rep. Tanner Magee

“Size does matter.”
—Rep. Jerome Zeringue, commenting on legislation that sought to address oyster sizes for raw consumption

“I run a mortuary and I’ve been driving a hearse all my life, basically… I used to go and pick up wine and go back to Grambling and sell it out the hearse.”
—Sen. Greg Tarver, during a debate over alcohol deliveries 

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Stuff Jeremy Didn’t Know Yesterday Morning…

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Rabalais’ Political History: Mayor Maestri’s Lunch With Franklin Roosevelt

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Alford’s Opinion Column: At Sixes & Sevens

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Political Chatter: Macron, Mulvaney & Girl Scouts

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Gamard’s Beltway Beat: French Folks, Beltway Cajuns & Pompeo

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#HBD TRACKERS!

— Tuesday 04/24: Rep. Malinda Brumfield-White, Ian Paul Auzenne and Darren Gauthier — Wednesday 04/25: Sen. Neil Riser, Miss Eva Kemp,

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WEEKLY: They Said It

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WEEKLY: Constitutional Coalition Has Partners

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WEEKLY: Constitutional Convention Poll & CABL

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LOWDOWN: Julie Emerson On The Meaning Of Place

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SPONSORED: Festival International 2018 Is Here

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#HBD TRACKERS!

— Tuesday 04/17: Shelly Dupre — Wednesday 04/18: Rep. Sam Jones, Rep. Jerome “Nature Boy” Zeringue, former Rep. Roy Burrell, Carl Redman

GAMARD’S BELTWAY BEAT: From Raids & Airstrikes To Sanctions & ‘Slimeballs’

Former FBI Director James Comey’s reemergence may accrue the same headline-making exposure he achieved last summer. This time around he’s

POLITICAL CHATTER

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PLACE YOUR BETS! Handicapping HB 1 & Adjournment

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They Said It: Lucky Dogs & Ric Flair

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WEEKLY: GOP Chair Targets Agency Heads

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WEEKLY: Higgins Has Money, And A Posse

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LOWDOWN: Ted James On Failure, Assumptions & Compassion

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SPONSORED: Building Homes And Providing Hope

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Election Trend: Voters Hate Tax Referendums  

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